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Post by John Murphy on Sept 15, 2016 21:37:12 GMT -8
Object of this game is to post a funny saying from the website listed above! Tag your favorite character & if no tag comes up then just tag them anyways! Let's begin! @niko (256) On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish? Clarke Griffin(303) I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something? |
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Post by Susan Markington on Sept 15, 2016 21:40:37 GMT -8
John Murphy(701) Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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Post by John Murphy on Sept 15, 2016 21:58:19 GMT -8
Susan Markington(502) I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms. @kane (906) Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying. @abby ~Thanks for the special room~ (319) It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops. @finn (631) I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right? @goggles (jasper) (602) How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2016 6:07:46 GMT -8
Susan MarkingtonSome guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...? John MurphyStoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings. Bellamy BlakeMy hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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Post by Susan Markington on Sept 16, 2016 6:53:01 GMT -8
Clarke Griffin (907) Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out. @abby (talking about Clarke) (618) Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi. @kane (206) I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible @jaha Clarke to Bellamy: (567) Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night. Bellamy: (330) We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?! Bellamy Blake(+44) You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink. @niko (610) I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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Post by John Murphy on Sept 16, 2016 8:43:53 GMT -8
@jaha
(901) Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
@niko
-referring to Jasper- (603) When I go to hand him a blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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Post by Susan Markington on Sept 16, 2016 9:40:52 GMT -8
John Murphy(734) Just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies".
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Post by John Murphy on Sept 16, 2016 10:43:03 GMT -8
Clarke Griffin(423) 2:23 am: come sit on my lap I have a stick that'll keep you in place
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2016 15:54:34 GMT -8
John Murphy I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed. @pike I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine? Susan MarkingtonI'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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Post by Susan Markington on Sept 16, 2016 23:36:12 GMT -8
@niko
I heard we made out
@pike
Lexa: How is your vagina?
Raven: double booked
Lexa: with your butt?
Raven: totes, candlesticks and all
Lexa: yay!!
@niko
Call me when you're up
Great dream...you were in it
@kane
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2016 3:26:38 GMT -8
Susan Markington you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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Post by Susan Markington on Sept 17, 2016 15:11:11 GMT -8
@niko I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs. Clarke GriffinMarch Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2016 17:51:03 GMT -8
John Murphyya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted.. Bellamy BlakeI was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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Post by John Murphy on Sept 17, 2016 22:39:30 GMT -8
Bellamy BlakeHi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours. Jasper JordanI woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful. @lincoln She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something. @octavia Clarke: His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me. @abby Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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Post by Susan Markington on Sept 28, 2016 19:37:07 GMT -8
Jasper Jordan I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died" John Murphy This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up? Clarke Griffin THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT? 
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